holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now
but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck
I wanted to believe so badly that there was a way out of this. I mean, I’m staring down the barrel at this thing. You know, hell. For real, forever. And I’m just… I’m scared, Sam. I’m really scared. I guess I was willing to believe anything. You know, last act of a desperate man.